Y-O-Y

Why do I always find out about shows after they're sold out? Why does no one believe me when I say the Empire State building is purple pink orange (Aww, heck, here's the schedule)? Why is it warm when I put on my jacket and cold when I don't? Why does sleep never come when I need it? Why do I have to work on Saturday? Why why why?

Oh David Sedaris, save me from a night of despair!

"Where can I go to repair all the wear and the tear till I’m once again the previous me!" - from On A Clear Day You Can See Forever