Can I buy a vowel?

What if I told you I sent for tickets to Wheel of Fortune? Would you believe me? "Nah," you'd probably say, "That's baloney! Who does that?"

Geeks who watch Wheel of Fortune almost everyday at 7:30, who have played the online game, who bought the Wheel of Fortune game board, that's who!

{The Buick, Moonpools and Caterpillars - And he said aww shucks!}