Frankly

I don't appreciate having to line up for 25 minutes for my regular fruit shake when I've only got half an hour for lunch. Where were all these people in the dead of winter when I shivered in my slacks and trudged through snow because I take my being a loyal customer seriously? (Plus, the fruit lady puts extra fruit on top of my shake) Jeez. Well, it's going to rain tomorrow, so all of you people in my fruit line better stay in and eat at your desks; you might get wet.

{Natural Anthem, Postal Service}